Our theater has never looked like this and never will again. The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity is a transformational work of theatre, and we have gone all out to make it amazing. Our show got rave reviews in Denver, and it will look and work better here--it's almost as if it had been written for the Dusty Loo Bon Vivant. We got together with Denver's excellent Curious Theatre thinking two great theatres together could make a blockbuster and so we have. So where are you guys? And girls? You ought to be jumping up and down at the prospect of a night out in America with real men, real pecs, real show biz, real myths, really absurd comedy and pertinent commentary. Not to mention great acting. We count on audiences who are willing to have adventures in theatre, and trust me, this is one for sure. Are you at home watching yet more ads for the presidential election, still among the undecided? We hope not. We would never think of THEATREWORKS audiences as undecideds. We think of you as brave, as intrepidly demanding entertainment of the highest and most fun quality (did I mention this play is also a Pulitzer Prize Finalist?). This is it. This is America, babies, and we are #1!!! This is CHAD DEITY! Be there now!
And thus endeth today's sermon.